Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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