I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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