I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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