quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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