She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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