i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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