i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
