my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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