im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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