What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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