I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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