how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I currently don't understand fingers.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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