shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i am craving dick and cupcakes
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You almost got us killed.
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