i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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