I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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