So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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