This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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either way he was missing a nipple.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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