I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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