Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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