My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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