Non-Jews are for practice
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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