Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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