let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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