I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
