You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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