If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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