I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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