Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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