Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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