It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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