I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize