Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish I could punch you in the face.
so explain again why im purple
no
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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