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i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
you had me at cake vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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