But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just want to make out with him forever
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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