I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize