in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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