You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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