Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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