no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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