no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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