Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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