The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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