Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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