We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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