guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list