She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
A bitchslap is in order.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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