now i know why i became what i already was.
Everything about him screamed your future.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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