If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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