I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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