I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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