Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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