ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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