dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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