is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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