Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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